Alas...

You know how old comfortable trousers get nice and soft and perfect and this means you know they are not much longer for this world.
Last night as I sat down in the car after the Double take Horror Hospital showing (very very very fun and have just started an Aussie tour:), I noticed that suddenly there wasn't the right sort of fabric against my left buttock. It had suddenly gone all scratchy. Fingers wander under jacket. Yep, ~10cm long rip, which over the course of the rest of the evening lengthened to about 30 cm, running from the waistband over the buttock and started down the leg.
Just as well I had a long jacket with me then.
Discovered a small hole in the right buttock once got home...
Definitely time to retire those trousers.
Bugger, I hate trouser shopping.