Sigh...

From hair care discussions online (which some of you may recognise, and have fairly well poked in that forum):

Forgot to add that their products contain NO chemicals, no SLS, and are basically glycerin, corn sugar soap, aloe vera gel and various essential oils. I can't believe that so little is capable of making my hair feel so clean!

I would make a comment wondering whether the "NO chemicals" vacuum applied to the inside or outside of the scalp, but I have now has some breakfast (and the panadeine has sunk in) so the morning grumpy (+ wrong time of the month) bitch is lying low and covered in porrige.
I wont even think it.
... chemical free...
Ok, just a little...

As I have mentioned before, we are all thermonuclear waste, and very certainly NOT chemical free. Get used to it.

And then the radio played Debussy's Clare de lune and the world was a better place.