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Just finished rereading "The Tough Guide to Fantasyland" by Diana Wynne Jones. If you can get hold of a copy, read it. Very very very funny.

For instance, under slaves, female (or at least part thereof)

Often male tourists will sympathize with the plight of such Slaves, nobly reject their offer of free, no-holds-barred SEX, insist on assisting them to escape from the exploitative tyranny under which they have been existing, and then, after obviously done them a Good Turn, have free, no-holds-barred SEX before stranding them in the middle of nowhere to make their way thousands of miles back to their own COUNTRY.

Read up on Anglosaxon Cossacks, Barbary Vikings, Baths, Virgins, Imperious Females, Colour Coding, and all sorts of fun. Go one, you know you want to...

Stomach happier now.