Oh, that is just glorious...

Sharpe drinking game" (from look_sharpe, via various routes)
eg

If Sharpe "strikes a pose" drink once.
If his arse looks particularly good while he strikes the pose, drink twice.
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Whenever the camera frames Harper and Sharpe with Harper standing behind, you can drink, but this happens a lot.
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Drink when you see the Seven Barrelled Rifle of Manliness.
Two drinks if Harper shoots someone with it.
Three drinks if someone tries to take it away from Harper.
Four drinks when he gets it back.

And Z is trying to work out how to use the microwave to steam-bend wood for a yurt... Presently it involves holes in the side...

And apparently the seven barrelled gun is not a rifle - smooth bore... [comments from guess who:)]

Sleep would be a very good idea now.